The Tens of Iowa

This is considered Iowa skinny.  Sorry to ruin your next meal.

That, by the way, is likely Ricky Stanzi’s girlfriend.  For those of you Iowa fans, here is another image of this beauty. (Thanks, but no thanks, to Friendsof theProgram.com)

Okay, this girl is a little better (not suitable for children). The point is that we’re spoiled at Northwestern.  While most women are not up to Texas quality (Colt McCoy’s woman) or USC, at least they don’t pig out on pork, bacon, more bacon, and poor buckets of solidified grease down their throats as a colon cleansing.  No, no, at Northwestern most girls are skinny.  Why you ask?

And then of course there was poor Adrian Clayborn, who was stalked by this blue-eyed bombshell.  After of course he was accused of roughing up a cabbie Patrick Kane style.  If Iowa leads the league in anything fun, it’s arrests.

Even the chicks they try to make look attractive, are not.  Typically, when others refer to Iowa women, they refer to them as these.

Now to be fair, there are some hot chicks at Iowa.  Almost all the hot chicks from my high school went to Iowa, but that was because they are all dumb as rocks.  There are hot chicks there, but they come from Illinois.

We’ll get at those Iowa fans that had some fun in the bathroom at one game a tad later.  That deserves a post of its own.